Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

by Gabbanga February 12, 2025

75 Johns

Similar to 75 Hard just different rules

1. Waking up everyday

2. Consume 3 takeaways a week

3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book

4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout

5. Aim for win everyday.

Well bro you doing 75 johns this year?

by TheGukings69 March 5, 2025

john beur

a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum

John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch

by Nicolette Martinez November 3, 2021

Daniel John Duncan

Youtube personality, also recognized as Danny Fucking Duncan and Gary Winthrope

Danny Duncan white negga but kewon, he my real nigga - Daniel John Duncan

by Rabbi Jesus christ December 27, 2022

john

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,

omg john is so cool he plays baseball

by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

John

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.

Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"

by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019