A man, a myth, a legend. Only 3 words define that statement. Danny, Fucking, Duncan. You want to wait till marriage, be like this man. If you want to make your friends roll around in donkey shit, be like Danny Fucking Duncan. You wanna eat ass every night but stay abstinent, be like this man. Rock on fuckers, and remember, fuck the elderly.
Boring Ron: My life is boring, but I love reading.
Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.
Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”
News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.
Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!
Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.
Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”
News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.
Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!
by Rucked And Tucked August 21, 2019