Jess Level Stupid

When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.

Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid

by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025

We're not stupid

If you weren't stupid you wouldn't be doing this. Oh! Hey! Who do I sound like? Right? Except it's true when I say it.

Hym "Seriously. Did you ping me with some kind of device? Because I was having a dream and I'm in the room and this brunette with glasses walks in (I don't know why I'm so obsessed with brunettes but I blame Lauren for that) and she puts her thumb and her pinky on my head and then she proceeds to count up to 3 as she sets the rest of her fingers on my head. She presses her ring finger 2 my head and says '1' and there is this distinct buzzing tingle in my brain. Then her middle finger as she says '2' and there is another identical tingle adjacent to the other one. And lastly, as she places her index finder down on top of my head there was a much larger tingle that shocked me awake immediately. What the fuck WAS that? Was that you? But whatever. Get back to me on that. Ok. 'We're not stupid.' No. You're not. Do you know what Gary the robot in superman was named 4? So you may not be stupid but you are letting other people lie and preventing me from finding out the truth so you can try to curate the things to which I can respond to further help get away with the lie. So whatever it is you want call THAT. THAT is what YOU are."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2025

Stuck-on-stupid

To carry on for a prolonged time in the most socially destructive, and personally destructive way. As though one had taken a significant amount of neural inhibitors.

Example,

Cruise control at 140km per hour in the slow lane with your legs up on the dashboard.

Snap out of it, are you stuck-on-stupid?

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

Stuck-on-stupid

To be stuck in a negative, destructive pattern of behavior, that it best described as idiotic. Leaving one to wonder if they are on neural inhibitors.

Eg

Driving 140km in the slow lane on cruise control with your legs on the dashboard.

Snap out of it. Are you Stuck-on-stupid?

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

I-20 Stupid

It is the special kind of incredibly dumb that comes with being a Christo-fascist dickhead in the Interstate 20 corridor between Georgia and Texas.

That Tommy Tuberville isn't just dumb, he's fucking I-20 stupid.

by Kfed114 January 9, 2026

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day!

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!

Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!

by bemo! November 22, 2021