dicking around

1. Wasting time, not being productive. by Ku-be-yaa
2. Using Apple.

Ex.1."Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

Ex.2."Stop dicking around with your Apple and do some real job!"

by Latvian Bastard March 23, 2010

dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.

You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.

by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008

poop dick

A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.

Richerd Simmons

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

dick liquor

When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.

The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

dick smack

A mean and inconsiderate person that has no respect for you.

(After Jim hits Kevin)
FUCK jim! Your the biggest dick smack I've ever met in my life.

by The one April 16, 2003

dick riding

sucking up to somebody

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head

by Zeke May 13, 2005

Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005