Loud as Tits

Quite quiet. No discernible noise to be heard. How loud could tits really be?

Damn, that mouse was loud as tits!

by IguanaBOIIIII November 27, 2017

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

tits

The ability to make men stare below your neck region.

Dude, I wouldn't mind stuffin' my junk up in them tits of hers boi dayum..

by danaldtroomp45 January 24, 2017

Tit

Tit is a bird, From Australia mostly and mostly found in Africa and Australia.

Austin: Hey dude! I found a tit bird, Let's take a picture of it or examine it!
Mark: Wow! That is amazing let's take a picture of it before it goes away!

by RM7163 April 25, 2022