toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug 

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

fell off the turnip truck 

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

fell off the turnip truck by Shminka May 28, 2016

We have the technology

Stop bickering, just look it up on your damn phone.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.

Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.

Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)

Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

We have the technology by TeamSteve December 21, 2016

you've got the squid by the throat 

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

you've got the squid by the throat by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

Coming out of the tool shed 

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.

David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.

Coming out of the tool shed by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. 

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.

Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010

The Trinity 

Trinity, simply put, means three!

The Munted Crew doctrine of “The Trinity”, is one of the most important in mainstream Munted faith, as it teaches the unity of Alcohol, Chemicals, and Plant Matter (marijuana) as three substances coming together in one divine party!

“The Trinity” is the point which is reached when all three substances combine to form the pure ultimate in high’s, but be warned this is also a point at which the scales could trip and you could quite easily find yourself waking up in a hospital!

“The Trinity” is often referred to as the King of party enders. To achieve and hold on to “The Trinity” takes great skill and a lot of dedicated practise (and a lot of down time when the scales are overloaded and tipped)!
“The Trinity” should not be attempted with a light hearted approach!

Man the trinity got hold of me last night, boy was I munted for a while there!

Dude did you see Johnny last night? He was running from the trinity for a while but it got him good. He’s ok now he's had his stomach pumped!

Yo, how good was that bro, I rode The Trinity hard all night! Only just got down out of the saddle half hour ago man. What a fucking wicked party!

The Trinity by The party wise kid December 21, 2010