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A safe response when your drunk/insecure friend asks you to rate them on a 10 point scale. It's high enough to protect their ego but low enough they know you're not just humoring them. (But you are humoring them, they're a five.) When in doubt, everybody is a solid seven.
Friend: I'm- I'm attractive, right? RIGHT? Like, honestly- what am I? Come on, let me have it.
You: You? You're... a solid seven, bro.
Friend: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: SolidSeven!
You: You? You're... a solid seven, bro.
Friend: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: SolidSeven!
by TeamSteve December 22, 2016
Get the Solid Sevenmug. Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.
Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.
Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)
Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.
Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)
Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
by TeamSteve December 21, 2016
Get the We have the technologymug.