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Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.
by cyberharpie September 20, 2016
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dick here

Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.
dick here for barely legal girl-on-girl action!
by eidako December 7, 2003
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HULK DICK

Hulk dicks orgin comes after many years of steriods to the dick to the point where it turned into another throbbing min brain attacted to his body. When hulk dick gets mad he using dick smash also HULK DICK SMASH
AJ made HULK DICK MAD so he slapped him with his mighty HUCK DICK SMASH!!!!
by mcmuff272 August 25, 2011
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Dick Knuckles

When a well endowed man wraps his long flaccid penis around his fist and punches his significant other with it.
Yo Tyrone totally dick knuckled Shaniqua last night. All Hail the DICK KNUCKLES
by Thug Nasty 187 November 9, 2013
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dick moment

A "dick moment" is when a guy is a total jerk to his girlfriend or female friends. When he is insensitive and does not use his brian before he acts or speaks and hurts the feelings of others. Usually these moments occur when he is only thinking about himself.
Also a classic "dick moment" is when a GIRL breaks up with her boo. Boo doesnt handle it very well, since he is being dumped. What an ego blow that is!!! So he then goes around saying "she wasnt good enough anyways".
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.

There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!

Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!
by alikittykat December 15, 2010
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Dick Cheney

Somebody who would fire a gun at a car and hit himself in the ass.
by ShadHoe May 28, 2007
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dick cuff

a phrase used to describe a foreskin
by sfusion November 9, 2007
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