Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018

Tit

Tit is a bird, From Australia mostly and mostly found in Africa and Australia.

Austin: Hey dude! I found a tit bird, Let's take a picture of it or examine it!
Mark: Wow! That is amazing let's take a picture of it before it goes away!

by RM7163 April 25, 2022

Gas tit

This is a word.

Gas tit is a word.

by Gastitisaword December 8, 2020

Tits out Thursday

When you simply free your tits on a Thursday, let them breathe bitch.

let them breathe, Its Tits out Thursday

by vomitkitten88 July 20, 2022

Dick-Tits

elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!

Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}

by jib9119 August 20, 2013

dick tits

A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.

Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024