T-zone

From iVillage beauty: "The T-zone is the part of your face consisting of the forehead, nose and the area around your mouth, including the chin. It is so named because it's shaped like the letter 'T'."

Oil tends to build up in the t-zone, so it's particularly important to exfoliate.

by Glacial Spain July 29, 2008

Zondag

The itchy feeling a man gets after he shaves his balls

I shaved my balls and now I have zondag

by A Cowboy In Canada September 8, 2009

zoned out

Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.

Chester was so zoned out that he didn't even notice Jim slapping him in the back of the head.

"I'm sorry, what? I was zoned out.."

by MandyM November 16, 2005

red zone

A girl's vagina while she's on her period.

Mike didn't get any action last night from Erin, she doesn't allow any red zone play while Aunt Flo is in town.

by dungpow September 20, 2009

zonkfest

1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themselves. Usually lasting only a short duration, the dancer generally can't even recall what he did or recreate it if asked to.

Wynona: Oh wow Billy I loved you zonkfest out there! Do it again and I'll give you head
Billy: Fuck bitch you know zonkfests like that only happen once. Gimme dome anyways.

by billium lanza January 8, 2008

zonoscope

A device or contraption, of a telescopic nature, through which one views the world in which Cut Copy (affectionately known as Cutters) creates their music. This world is conveyed through Cutters' musical sounds, particularly on their Third Album.

Zonoscope

by anhtdngo October 15, 2013

Zone 6 Wanker

People who say they're from London when they're really, really not. Based on the Oyster travel card system where Zones 1-3 are generally recognized as actually being in an urban enviroment as opposed to the fucking boonies way out there in Chesham or Epping or some shit.

Mo: You say you're from London. Whereabouts?

Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.

Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.

by OMAR_THE_TERROR March 4, 2016