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yo momma jokes 

Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.

If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
Related Words
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1.Its like sayin ok but "yo" instead of "o"

2. Saying yes and ok together.
Meet you at the park
Yo`k
yo`k by Robert Gonzalez Jr. January 19, 2008
The combination of saying Yes and Oh Yah together usually when intoxicated
"Look at that chick. Would you hit it?" Answer: "Yo-yah!"
Yo-Yah by unlvrebel June 30, 2009

yo poultry 

a slang saying to alert others around you that you desperately need chicken inserted into your facial cavity, regardless of present state and/or circumstances.
" yo poultry! " " Oh, word. I would enjoy some fine delicious chicken at this moment in time as well."

Yo Gabba 

'Yo Gabba', a greeting often used when answering a phone call. The phrases origin directly relates to the strangely spasticated and addicting kid's t.v show 'Yo Gabba Gabba'. This word is often used to annoy fellow mates that dislike the show.
Esteban : 'Ay Esteban, what's going on mangz !'

Arturo : 'Yo Gabba !'

Esteban : 'What in the fuark was that bro ?'
Yo Gabba by A2RO December 23, 2011

yo my son 

Meaning somebody is a mini you or just act a lot like you
Bryson: I’m going to buy these grills

Dex: ima buy em too they hard

Bryson: Yo my son ! U tryna be like me lol
yo my son by Hhttpp.someone October 29, 2017