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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
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Would

Would!? You SHOULD! You're actively pretending to be another guy!
Hym "You SHOULD kill yourself, imposter! Do it on camera! Carve your wife's phone number into your chest, tie a noose, and give that chair a kick. You can do it today, too! You would be doing the world a favor."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Would Va

When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'
Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'
by scotti2hotti January 2, 2008
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our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.
“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”
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People who would kill children

You will die for nothing in a symbolic gesture and I will get what I want anyway.
Hym "People who would kill children already run your government. Do not let stubborn, self-righteous people throw your life away only for me to achieve the same outcome."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2025
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