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that is sooooo vagina!!
A warm, snuggly pouch to put your penis in if it is cold, like a jacket! Loved by men. Also only on women.
Man : Man my penis is so cold!

Other man : Yoo go to a woman and stick it into her vagina!

Man : Ok
vagina by AMatureMan May 26, 2024
An angry pouch that bleeds every month, it is the location of the things birthed, and the dick's girth.
My vagina feels stiff and achy, could be for a few reasons
vagina by smeggyseason14 June 19, 2025
what men want
i will lick your vagina
vagina by marys pimp August 26, 2025

Vagina Handshake 

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Vagina Douch 

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
Vagina Douch by Chas501 August 21, 2008