Under the Moose

The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.

In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"

Joe: So how has work been going, Bob?

Bob: I've been feeling a little Under the Moose lately.

by HexMaster February 4, 2009

Under the rocks

A place people live that don't understand things that go on around them and are also oblivious to age old expressions.

Aaron: "What does 'brass tacks' mean?
Me: "WTF, Aaron, you live under the rocks!"

by Lukarella November 3, 2015

Under-roos

Panties, underwear, briefs and boxers: all forms of undergarments that people wear. Possible a vulgar way or slang way of saying it.

You own 30 pairs of under-roos but only really wear about 4 pairs!

by RRR June 9, 2004

Under the stars

My sexual fantasy!
He Hee!

"Ahh, look the stars are out! All i need now is a man and some orgasms."

by GirlSkater March 26, 2004

Under The Thumb

A term usually used to describe a person who is subservient or cannot think for himself in a relationship. These men usually spend their time doing womanly chores and are occassionally allowed to play cricket by their wives in order to rediscover some sort of testosterone.

Wilbur and Cameron can play cricket, but this means they are under the thumb of the MRS at all other times.

by Wooley April 29, 2015

Under The Table

A person who is most obviously gay but has not come out of the closet. Hiding in plain sight or Under the table.

John: Look at Lance staring at Gorge. He is so gay.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.

by Znight August 20, 2012

Under The Covers

One of the few bands in the Central Oregon area that actually has talent. Despite being a cover band, they add a nice acoustic twist to all of their songs.

Have you heard of Under The Covers man? Yeah dude, they kick major ass.

by Justin K. January 19, 2004