Twitter Pi

Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.

Three examples of Twitter Pi are:

a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.

b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”

c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.

by Fasters February 25, 2023

twitter humor

that feeling when kids on twitter (as well as discord, tiktok, etc) try to be funny

overuse of gyatt, hear me out, rizz, trolling, and joking about things that aren’t really funny are all examples of twitter humor

by blakkxzoul July 16, 2023

Twitter Regret

When a celebrity, influencer or politician write, post pics or comment on something thinking it’s insightful or inspiring for likes. Instead it has tag and drag written all over it. After receiving lots of backlash possibly putting them in the crosshairs of cancel culture. As quickly as the post, pic or comment went viral the apology expressing their regret for the post, pics or comment will be deleted.

Did you read Ol’ Boy’s post on Twitter yesterday?

Sure did and after the tag and drag session he went through. It’s safe to say he had Twitter Regret because he has since deleted the post.

by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023

felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.

D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.

by El Sadado August 27, 2009

Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.

"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."

by PB23 November 13, 2009

Slick Twister

A female contortionist back bends until her head is between her legs and performs oral on a dude.

e.g. Dude I so got a slick twister from Katie last night.

by nukehayes June 20, 2011

fanny twister

When you are fucking a white girl and have a green discharge from your penis due to syphilis. You then wipe the green discharge on the growler, to make it look like a twister. Added bonuses, if she is on her period to have the complete twister with the red middle.

His green discharge made me look like a fanny twister

by twister man November 22, 2013