Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012

truck toucher

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock

that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.

by bigolboy November 3, 2011

donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Rough Touchers

A group of teenagers from the Philadelphia area that are known to go up to random asian children a sexually abuse them. Thugs; rapists; etc.

Colin: I heard the rough touchers are back in town.
Chris: I better go tell Quang before they manhandle him!

by Old Head Jake April 18, 2018

double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.

Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?

by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018