twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

a toot toot

Someone that snorts cocaine.

Yea man he don't want y'all to know that he a toot toot. He still cool tho.

by MrsUnknown March 6, 2016

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef

Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.

by Mama_Ames November 22, 2018

squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 21, 2017

Toot

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.

Let's get licked and hit a toot!

by Toootman August 15, 2017

Inquisitive Toots

Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.

That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.

by Tootgirl August 31, 2017