salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 06, 2017

hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.

Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!

by bieberhole69 August 09, 2011

Tomato Sandwich

A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.

"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"

"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011

Cool Tomato

One who is or exhibits the behavior of a cock tease. There are many ways to be classified as a cool tomato, but it is generally an applicable title for anyone who flirts, grabs, touches, but unfortunately never puts out.

Boy 1: "Elizabeth is such a cock tease"
Boy 2: "Yeah, she's a major cool tomato"

by HarlanEHarlan June 17, 2007

Cold tomato

a chilled woman, frigid, no longer wants a mans affection

that girl is a "cold tomato".

by Thor the hammer-wielding god February 20, 2011

tomato tornado

When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.

"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"

by James W. Baxter December 15, 2015

tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 October 10, 2006