toink

a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.

has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!

by wildwit July 30, 2010

Toeing

The word you use when you dont want to say coming.

My friend is toeing over in 30 minutes.
Im toeing right now.

by soggy Bottom Boys July 25, 2009

tibing

killing a Jewish person for a bet.

I had to go tibing cause it turns out it is my baby.

by Jewmac November 18, 2010

Tobies

A innocent, yet twisted kid's role playing game of master and servant; based on the book & movie Roots and named after Toby Kuntekente -a slave from Roots. The game is a twist of other popular kids games"Simon Says",“Mother May I?", and "Cops and Robbers." Players improve listening skills and reinforce the use of manners. GAME LAYOUT & OBJECTIVES: One player is the designated as the "Master" and other players are the "slaves" or "Tobies". The Master's objective is to keep his "Tobies" from escaping, under control, and keep them working. The Master uses a system of reward and punishment within reason to keep the "Tobies" on task. The Toby's objective is to primarily to avoid punishment or escape when an opportunity arises. Players take turns being the Master and the Toby/s. STRATEGY AND TACTICS: For the "Tobies", being polite and saying, "Yes, Master" and trying to be on the Master's good side-is helpful. Be a kind Master, because you want the new Master to be kind to you when you become a "Toby". Modifications may also be used in any combination to make the game easier or harder for different age groups. ORIGIN: The game originated in Minnesota in the late 1970's and early 1980's, when the Roots aired on TV.

John: I'm bored. You guys wanna play Risk or Monopoly?
Sally: No, I wanna play "Tobies".
Bobby: Me, too!
John: Okay, fine but I get to be the Master.

by MN words defined January 15, 2009

Tobias

The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,

Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.

by gaynator250 February 16, 2015

Tobinistic

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.

Declan, you are pure tobinistic!

by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

Toink

When an individual or an object lands and hits someone. Thats when you say toink, to add your own sound effect :P

an apple falls off a tree and hits somebody's head.. (Toink)

by Bullseye93 August 26, 2010