Skip to main content

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011
mugGet the Tissue disc drive mug.

Tisoms

Most common among women in their late twenties to early fifties, Tisoms are a natural combination breast that merge grandma's warm, welcoming bosoms with the perky hot tits of a firm young woman.
Man, Sharon may be 32 but her tisoms are amazing: They simultaneously remind me of my girlfriend's perky young tits when we were 15 and my grandma's big old boobs: comforting, yet arousing.
by twothirds75 September 8, 2012
mugGet the Tisoms mug.
Related Words

tissytassy

A combination of stretching and burping or farting at the same time.
I went to stretch and insted had a tissytassy.
by wes_cant_win October 4, 2012
mugGet the tissytassy mug.

TimmSwurvin

When you driving down a familiar stretch of the hood, and for about twenty minutes you just kinda space out.
"I got faded last week, wit my boi TiM. And from da high school to home -- I completely forgot it. I was TimmSwurvin"
by T-Swurvvve June 17, 2012
mugGet the TimmSwurvin mug.

Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.
by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013
mugGet the Tissue breakup mug.

tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
by Big little v November 5, 2013
mugGet the tissue painting mug.

tissekone

Tisse kone is a danish word for pussy.
Mostly used by parents or teachers when talking about sex.
The boy stick his dick into his girlfriends ''tissekone''
victor marcussen
by vikkem123XDXDXD December 31, 2016
mugGet the tissekone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email