Meaty Waffle

A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.

So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.

by TacoRising February 15, 2017

Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

waffle face

A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.

The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.

by TheyCallMeElJefe May 30, 2007

waffle hut

A place where you come to have waffles and to think. For you must have waffles and you must think. And to think, you must have waffles.

Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)

We must have waffles. We must ALL have waffles, forthwith! - Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr III

by MaSh92587 August 06, 2004

Waffling

Stomping on an opposing player during a football game.

Albert Haynesworth got in trouble with the NFL for waffling Andre Gurode.

by Annonymous7 July 06, 2009

waffling

To talk of write foolishly.
see equivocate and vacillate

He had a habbit waffling tiresomely off the point.

by Bob August 29, 2004

Waffle

A younger sibling who is more attractive than his elder brother or sister

"Wow, Tom is definately a waffle. Did you see his older brother Andrew?"
"Yeah, I guess Tom got all the good genes."

by jfhngkjdngkjdfg April 18, 2010