Cocks on the table

When your challenging your friends or rivals, sometimes the only way to man up to the challenge is cocks on the table.
Alright boys, enough bullshit... Cocks on the table!
by xXx A money xXx July 22, 2008
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Chin Table

N. 1.) An action that involves the placement of two fingers under the chin to create an awkward situation
V. 2.) To perform the above action
Hey, so I was telling her....
CHIN TABLE!
by Degrd April 25, 2008
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table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.
you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!
by Tyler V. March 17, 2005
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Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.
Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!
by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010
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enables the tables

whoa! that song enables the tables!
by anonymous April 05, 2004
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lunch table

A group of your closest of friends that you would put your life on the line for: also shares deepest thoughts and secrets.
Welcome, to "the lunch table".
by Nowitall_K_ March 23, 2016
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table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.
1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.
by leie May 31, 2009
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