Kyle

The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.

Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*

by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.

- Aah it's been a week since I've last talked to Kyle! I'm really starting to miss his smile.

by Juleim July 20, 2020

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: why is kyle so stupid

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

A aggressive male who drinks monsters and punches holes in your walls

Kyle

by WhyIhateChildren October 29, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.

Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!

by Teaiama November 24, 2019

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.

Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠

by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021