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The worst mistake you'll ever make
happy mother: oh my god Brittany, i just had a baby
random bystander: Jesus, you've made a huge mistake
by SpiffyNoodles34 November 21, 2017
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The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.
Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
by SpiffyNoodles34 June 19, 2019
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