Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.

Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?

by suecra13 November 10, 2011

Sloppy Second

Elisha Cuthbert.

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery

by McRust December 16, 2008

oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.

*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.

I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!

by eda-skip November 1, 2021

sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.

"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."

by warren November 26, 2002

Second Life

A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.

Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?

Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.

by Jonny Shadow October 3, 2008

8 seconds

While doing your woman from behind, lean in close and whisper "I have AIDS" and then grab her ears and hold on for 8 Seconds, this is also known as a bull riding term.

Dude I missed it by like a second!

by Emoworm May 7, 2005