Swing

To dance to any kind of upbeat music. Not used when talking about any slow dance, or street dancing. Normally pop music, retro tunes, or the Eurovision kind.

"She swings like a complete pro"

by JaiToujours June 13, 2009

Well droopy swingers

Large sloppy breasts, when unsupported, hanging down on the girl's (or lad's) belly.
norks, boobs, tits, utters

Ellen took off her shirt and so laid bare her well droopy swingers.

by Cowboy Bebop February 22, 2004

Canadian Porch Swing

A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.

Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.

by Barrack Bush July 8, 2014

droopy swingers

A pair of well hangin' tits that flop downward.

Her droopy swingers give her age away.

by Beverly Kupf December 12, 2003

swinger

A person who dates around (not necessarily sleeps with many people) because they're indesicive or frankly don't want a steady

Jane:: I'm going on a date with Mike on saturday, his brother on sunday, and his sister on monday

Tim:: Wow, Jane. You sure are a swinger. Can't decide which one to pick?

Jane:: I just don't want a relationship at the moment.

by ko-gal October 3, 2006

Hairy swingers

The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled.

Haw fanny-baws, wrap that nonsense or you'll catch a swift boot in the hairy swingers!

by Wee Woolie wan July 14, 2004

Swingers

Couples who like to participate in sexual activities with other couples or single males or females

Swinger 1:"Hey I'll shag your wife tonight and you shag mine?"

Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"

Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?

Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two

by Harry69 September 27, 2010