st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.
gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!
by pink popcorn February 17, 2005
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St. Gertrude's

I'm sorry, but do yall really care that much about attacking other schools. Not to be hypocritical, but everyone on this site needs to get a life. I'm sick of people writing mean stuff about each others school when they dont even know what they are talking ab.
Hi i go to (Blank) and i have no life because i sit on urban dictionary and make up mean defintions about rival schools.
It's only highschool... please grow up!
by Sick of this at St. Cat's February 04, 2005
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st helens

A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.
"I hate that small town St Helens, it is full of ballbag chavs."
by Christopher Moorst May 11, 2006
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St. Francis

St. Francis is one of the better private High Schools in LA County. It is centered toward theater, sports, religion, and academia. Loyola is the school that has for the past 29 years beat St. Francis until this year. Loyola students have knocked St. Francis forever and whenever a St. Francis student brings up the recent football win, he is considered to be an asshole by Loyola students. The men of St. Francis are much more sensitive than the average loyola student, and will always appear to in second to loyola. In reality, it is quite the opposite. St. Francis students have a much higher ratio of students getting into 4 year universities than that of loyola. Also, instead of being taught the philosophy of "survival of the fittest," like loyola students are, St. Francis uses the mentality of "what can we do to help?" Lifes happy at SF
Loyola Student:"Fuck you man, only Loyola rejects go to St. Francis"
St Francis Student:"Oh? The rejects that totally destroyed you this year in football?"
Loyola Student:"Fuck you asshole"
by jizz javelin November 25, 2009
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St. Joseph

A town in Missouri filled with scary looking people. Some of them may look a little weary, but don't fret some them are normal like us.
Jane: "I grew up in St. Joseph."
Jack: "Are you sure your normal?"
by asdfqwertttt August 26, 2009
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St Phils

A school of joke man girls who think they run things with their ugly ass uniform and think they can cop any guy they want but in actual fact there fat asses take up the space on the 154
Great the bus is packed with those st phils jokers
by M.lo6ez October 21, 2017
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St. Albert

"Hey man have you been to the town of bwian yet? it's also known as St. Albert, it's a pretty neat place!"
by The Genius Dude September 15, 2011
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