cod steamer

When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.

While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.

by Huntsville Hammered News October 23, 2020

Swansboro Steamer

A statement or declaration containing errors, omissions and misrepresentations to advance an agenda by misleading and falsifying information. Often written in email, social media or mailed to community members anonymously. Similar to propaganda just not as effective.

Peter: “Did you read this ridiculous letter that came in the mail? This is such crap!”
Timmy: “ I know! It’s a real Swansboro Steamer!”

by Wxt January 21, 2021

standart steamer

When an OG produce manager rips off Robocops head and shits down his Neck.

Man, if RoboCop is off this Saturday I’m gonna give him a standart steamer!

by Bobjob January 27, 2021

Radyr Steamer

Taking a shit on the floor. Particularly in a public toilet.

Danny: God, it stinks in there.
James: Yeah, I think someone took a Radyr steamer.

by JakeBayley July 6, 2021

Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

selkirk steamer

When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.

I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!

by Dirty Brett February 18, 2022

Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022