JakeBayley's definitions

Oumar Niasse

That person that you play football with that gets in great positions but never scores.

Ben: Are you coming to play football tomorrow?
Jim: Yeah, as long as Andrew isn't on my team, he's like Oumar Niasse.

by JakeBayley January 29, 2021

Radyr Steamer

Taking a shit on the floor. Particularly in a public toilet.

Danny: God, it stinks in there.
James: Yeah, I think someone took a Radyr steamer.

by JakeBayley July 6, 2021