Beef Steaks

Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.

After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

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steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.

I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.

by caring. loving. October 13, 2009

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swingin' steak

The male genitalia, penis.

I keep bruising my sack with my swingin' steak when I walk.

by EH of HB November 27, 2007

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Merm Steak Pie

A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...

merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...

(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)

I want to merm you for your merm steak pie.

by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010

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steakums

Big ol' nasty looking pussy lips, resembling the food product "STEAKUMS".

That bitch in the porno had some steakums didn't she.

by Plow King July 16, 2008

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Steak Night

Formally the last Wednesday of every month. A meeting of brothers to eat delicious steak (usually tips) and drink like Kings. In the month of November Steak Night should include beards. So that when the food is gone the brothers can enjoy a bearded bliss with beer around a fire, this special night will be before Thanksgiving once a year. No females are aloud, only brothers.

Mikey: "When's steak night?"

Kyle: "Mikey you ignorant slut, it's always the last Wednesday of the month"

Mikey: "Oh yeah STEAK NIGHTTTTTTTTTTT"

by x the king x November 24, 2010

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