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Adam Sandler Penis

A circumcised penis.

Most men in the Muslim world, Israel, and the USA have an Adam Sandler penis.
It’s really unfortunate that most men in the USA, Israel, and Muslim countries have Adam Sandler penises.
by AntiCircumcisionMan February 8, 2021
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queer stanley

1. A derogatory term used to describe someone who is utterly annoying.

2. The guest who came to dinner syndrome.
Stop being such a queer stanley!
by Dan64 May 13, 2006
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Corner Stander

a human being of either sex standing on a street corner ready to get paid 20 bucks for 20 minutes (if you know what i mean)
Jezel-hey Ayo, did you visit the corner stander I told you was the best price for a good quality time?
Ayo-Hell yeah man, that guy was totally worth the money i spent, thanks for hooking me up with him.
Jezel-no prob
by LRGII January 31, 2009
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brock stanley

a very unattractive male that has no balls and would no take a blow job from a girl
You a brock stanley

(means your gay)
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stanley eruption

you hold a girl above your head at a party and people throw shit at her head like an octupus and hot dogs.(then bust on her face)
I gave your girlfriend a stanley eruption I think you should break up with her.
by recognize_ February 8, 2008
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Adam Sandler

A very funny comedian in very typical movies.
John: Hey Tom, did you know they're making a new Adam Sandler movie?

Tom: Really? What's it about?

John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.

Tom: Sounds just like his last movie!
by Mike_Litoris July 30, 2011
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Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.
I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.
by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011
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