squid fishing

the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw

Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.

by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010

Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018

Squid Game

A Movie that people (especially highschool girls) won't shut the fuck up about.

Nancy: Hey Julian, have you seen Squid Game?
Julian: No shut the fuck up

by IstubmytoeSohardBroski October 6, 2021

Squid Love

Sticky, and wriggling love making.

I must find a mate for courting! Squid Love!

by telli May 13, 2005

squid pro squo

a legitimate voting issue within a debate round
the affirmative must provide a squid that is not already represented within the status quo

"We believe that the affirmative team is not topical as they are not squid pro squo."

by Ballin Debater November 8, 2013

Squid Jag

The act of inserting all 5 fingers into the vagina or anus. Once fully inserted to wrist, rapidly open fingers to a claw (fingers spread), And yell (in a deep disgruntled tone) "SQUID JAG!"

Oi, mate. I had a great night last night with Jenny, until I tried the squid jag. Would have got the boot, but the Bitch couldn't get me out. Took me 5 minute to untangle.

by Old Mate Squid August 30, 2017

Squid Beak

When the vagina lips protrude in an extreme manner, resembling that of a squid's face

She had a really fat pussy, that thing looked like a squid beak!

by @bigsammy610 February 27, 2018