Speed-Boating 

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

Speed-Boating by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

speed sex 

I can't believe that until now there's no definition.

Speed Sex is getting drove on large amounts of methamphetamine (speed) and having marathon sex featuring all sorts of strange, kinky, unusual acts resulting in a series of intense rushes that are equal to a regular orgasam and culminating in a hands-over-your-head rollercoaster death-drop mind blowing orgasm (hopefully). Hopefully because that big one can be very elusive and you might not get it but if you do... oh boy. Even if you don't it's still an E-ticket ride.

We locked up in a room for two days having speed sex.

speed sex by C55 December 10, 2017

speed of gay 

Being gay gives you superpowers

I came here at the speed of gay

speed of gay by A. N. O’Nym April 28, 2018

speed run 

Accelerating the completion of a task or goal due to stressors.

I was trying to figure out if I wanted to break up with my boyfriend, but then he had a heart attack, so I guess I better speed run my feelings.

speed run by B.Roo June 6, 2021

Speed bags 

A womans breasts
(To be honest, we're not entirely sure how this came about)

She had awesome speed bags.
Look at the speed bags on that.

Speed bags by Johal February 22, 2009

Speed Bump 

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

Speed Bump by How Strange, Innocence November 6, 2011

speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

speed caking by rDubs5 April 13, 2009