Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

Turn me up shmere

When you see a shmere nigga or when smhere come in like dee

Chonge"damnn shmere i see you!" deer:"tUrn ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

Turn me up shmere

When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee

*girl twerks on shmere

"TURN ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda

Swedish for "Love makes no sense but goes great with lingenberry sauce." Famous words by the legendary Swedish poet Ingmar Ibsen.

Love is strange. It's like the Swedish poet once said, "Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda..."

by Handle Found November 26, 2025