shituation

A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.

1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.

2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?

by JSilverado83 November 1, 2007

A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

situational comedian

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate

Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.

by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010

Situational Boyfriend

When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.

guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."

by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011

Suituation

A situation in which one finds one's self surrounded by "suits", bureaucrats, in other words. Such as in the higher levels of a corporation.

John: "How did the job interview go?"
Mark: "Man, that place was something else! It was a total suituation."

by smguy August 21, 2011

Situational Absence

Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.

Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?

Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.

Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.

Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.

Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!

Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.

by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012

Shituation

When you're in a situation that is really shitty.

You seem stressed dude, what's up?

Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.

by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019