When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.
guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011
Get the Situational Boyfriendmug.