Single Awareness Day

February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.

Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"

Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)

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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"

Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"

(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"

Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"

Single Awareness Day by st_clair59 October 29, 2009

singapore 

5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"

Singapore is rojak.

singapore by yalayala June 14, 2004

single pringle 

A person who is single is named a single pringle. They are the best in original flavour, i.e. on their own.

I'm a single pringle.

single pringle by snowprincess4ever April 23, 2006

jagdeep singh

A wonderful caring sweet guy. He always tends to forgive others quickly. He is the type of person that is independent that stands up for himself. When in trouble, he could be counted on to help you out. Jagdeep will just make you speeachless at times with his awsome talents. One of his amazing talents are singing. He also has an amazing body, and continues on makinq that body look strong and fit.He could be described as a prince becausehe is just to loyal and good to people. Many people fall for him, but he is commited to only one person. And that is his one love that he would always cherrish with love and care.

look its jagdeep singh walking by. Look at the way he just makes everything so easy.

jagdeep singh by Pavneet June 15, 2010

Single Man Defense 

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.

John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.

Single Man Defense by Kraemdog January 14, 2010

simeran singh 

Simeran Singh has a very tiny penis and is known for going gym just to walk around and view everyone doing deadlifting while he is sitting back and making sure his bold spot isnt going any bigger

wow man simeran singh is a fucking faggot

simeran singh by Simerans Dirty Moot February 21, 2018

My Singing Monsters (MSM)

A game where you collect and breed monsters, which make beautiful songs! (Monsters shown below)

I just got an Epic Furcorn in My Singing Monsters (MSM)

My Singing Monsters (MSM) by ✿ Partum Ignavum ✿ July 18, 2022