john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014

dirty simone

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.

Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020

simon cowell

One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth

::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)

by urbanslushie July 25, 2004

simon cowell

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

simon cowell

The only judge on American Idol that gives constructive critisism and an honest opinion. He's the entire reason for watching this show that was lame from the start. He wears tight black shirts (most of the time) and likes to tease Ryan Seacrest. That washed-up pop diva Paula Abdul is just one more punch on the arm away from getting Britishly bitchslapped by Mr. Cowell.

*No apologies to the American public are necessary.*

Simon Cowell: I hated it.

Paula: Oh, grow up! *punches Simon on the arm for the 50th time that episode*

Simon: THAT'S IT! *backhands Paula* Now you'll REALLY need those painkillers.

by mosnar June 11, 2006

Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

Simon

A sad lil bitch who wants to suck toes for money

Yo Simon suck my toe jam

by Fatyumboi September 17, 2018