second hand

"A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.
He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.
by MasterJamez November 22, 2016
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Second Chances

One of the two prominent stories by well-known authors from the Veritas, the flamers of the Percy Jackson community on Fanfiction. A story that has provides a new twist to the Percy Jackson ending in The Last Olympian, in which Percy has become a star-crossed lover with the majority of the male demigods he encounters. Full of slash and teen boy angst, it is becoming a popular term for gender confused Fanfiction authors.
Boy: "Did you see that new kid's story the other day, talk about a Second Chances."
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.
by Theia47 November 05, 2010
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Sloppy Second

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
by McRust December 04, 2008
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oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.
*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!
by HungryNoobivore February 03, 2010
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Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.
I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!
by eda-skip November 01, 2021
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sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.
"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."
by warren November 27, 2002
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Second Life

A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.
Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?

Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.
by Jonny Shadow August 07, 2008
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