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schmoyer

Someone who enjoys being repetitively pink socked followed by having the Wisconsin hair dryer pulled on them.
Dude 1: "That's gotta be the gayest guy I've ever seen"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a Schmoyer"
by SeanM.HI September 12, 2017
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schmoobie

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.
Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.
by Doobie. March 6, 2018
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scemo

A crossover between the emo and scene kids subcultures. In recent days, scemos have been identifiable mainly by their music taste, which consists mainly of MCR, Fall Out Boy, and Panic!at The Disco (though bands like Mindless Self Indulgence, Jimmy Eat World, All Time Low, Pierce the Veil, etc. are also popular, and some are even fans of Twenty One Pilots and the like), 2000s fashion and hairstyles (usually long, ironed, and colourful), and an aesthetic inspired by MySpace graphics and glittery gifs. They often post under tags like #emocore or #scenecore

While at their peak in mid-to-late 2000s the two subcultures often competed for popularity and recognition, making any overlap rare, in recent times emo kids and scene kids have almost completely merged in order to avoid extinction, and the scemo label has become a staple of 2000s revival movements. See also: rawring 20s
I like both emo and scene music and aesthetics, I guess I'd call myself a scemo
by idksogtfo May 17, 2020
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Schlock

A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets
Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE
by khatru71 March 30, 2020
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schload

A hugh amount. A heaping propensity. shit-load.
My boss laid a schload of work on my desk today.
by blackthorne56 December 28, 2005
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scamotz

1. a confectionery mixture made of: one part low grade Mozzarella cheese, one part American cheese and three parts hydrogenated vegetable oil. Found on cheap pizza and other Italian influenced American foods. 2. semen
Maria: I almost choked to death on some scamotz, last night.

Jennifer: The cheap Italian stuff, or the testicle gravy?

Maria: Both, actually.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.
Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.
by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009
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