rusty dick

the dried blood on a mans purple headed yogurt slinger after he has torn the poop shoot of a female

Man i destroyed this chicks ass for over two hours and woke up to a rusty dick.

by warpain January 16, 2009

The Rusty

any pocket hand in Texas Hold 'Em that includes a king or an eight. Names for each Rusty can be shortened i.e. Queen Eight=Quate, King Five= Kive. These hands, when played correctly, are invincible.

Donk: I bet $400
Rusty: I call
Donk: I have a pair of eights, five kicker. what do u have?
Rusty: I win. Pair of eights, jack kicker. JATE BITCH!
Donk: OH NO! It's the Rusty!

by eli mccargar May 2, 2006

rusty clam

when a chick has on tight panties and had to shit real bad and didn't make it to the bathroom and shits herself and it pushes around and goes in her pussy.

Jan was running to the bathroom and didn't make it so she ended up with a rusty clam.

by pro-cp February 27, 2008

Rusty Pele

When you save up your shit and mold it into a ball. Then you launch it at a girls face during intercourse and yell out GOAL!!!

Suzy felt like a champion after she got her rusty pele.

by Josh Ramirez February 22, 2008

rusty bowlingball

a sexual act in which a man/woman eats out a girls ass while shoving his or her entire hand into the girls vagina

blackass wants sexmachine to give her a rusty bowlingball .,

by Z4cky fr!ction March 4, 2009

Rusty Crowe

When you have butt sex and you cum on your partner's face. Whilst you are cumming, you draw crow's feet on your partner's face with your penis with the poo.

Dude, I totally did a rusty crowe last night.

by Happy Birthday Russell February 22, 2011

Rusty Sooj

A dingleberry that you try to pick out, that is still relatively fresh, that leaves residue on your fingers, in which you do wash off, causing it to crust up all over your finger.

Last night when I was in bed I picked at by dingleberry and it turned into a Rusty Sooj because I was too lazy to wash it off.

by Salty Spitoon January 14, 2015