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Captain Rowan

Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
by CaptainCreative September 18, 2013
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Max Rowan

A cool guy who’s great at games and is an overall bad man
OMG Max Rowan defo fucked that thick chick
by YEBXUDHS June 1, 2019
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National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"
National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer
by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019
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not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.
by bob_johnson May 8, 2021
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Professor Rowan

"Hello there! It's so very nice to meet you! Welcome to the world of Pokémon!"
"My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me the Pokémon Professor. Before I go any further, is this your first adventure? If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.
"Would you like to know more about anything else?"*
"This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. Here, I have a Poké Ball. Touch the button on the middle of the Poké Ball, if you'd please."
"No, no! Not that button! The button on the Poké Ball."*
"We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends. At times we play together, and at other times we work together. Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them. What do I do? I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon. Now, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
"All right, so you're a boy/girl?"
"Tell me, what is your name?"
"Your name is Platnium?"
"Ok... So, you're Platnium? A fine name that is! Now this boy here... I believe he's your friend. What might his name be?"
"Barry, is it? That's your friend's name?"
"Alright, Platnium, the time has come. Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold. On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people. I'm sure that along the way you will discover many things, perhaps even something about yourself. Now, go on, leap into the world of Pokémon!"
Like most Pokemon Professors, Professor Rowan seems too invested in Trainer’s Names and genders
by XD715 June 16, 2021
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Virgin Rowan

A guy named Rowan who has long hair and looks like a girl who spends so much time fantasizing about fucking dudes he can’t get laid.
You gotta get out of the house more, you are starting to turn into a Virgin Rowan.
by Gorilla10840 August 15, 2021
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mcki robyns-p

the best vocaloid producer of all time. literally the reason why we have danganronpa v3 vocaloid songs now.
Craig: "Hey, have you checked out Mcki Robyns-P new vocaloid song?"

Sage: "No, what song is it bro?"

Craig: "It's Tsumugi Shirogane's song called Perfect Fiction! Mcki used Gumi as Tsumugi's provided vocaloid voice."
by Kaz'sRevenge>:) June 7, 2022
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