putor'

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

by mike March 29, 2005

pustologist

The one who is certified in the skilled art of pimple popping

My girlfriend is studying to be a pustologist, and she practices by popping the zits on my back.

by skarda March 30, 2009

Putten

Is a word for a friend, there is one you love, but the smallest in you're zone of friends.

Wath is up putten

by NochillDenmark September 16, 2014

David Prutton

Leeds United footballer - looks like Jesus, but isn't very good at football. Quite funny, though. His best friends are Andy Robinson, Mike Grella and all the Leeds United substitutes. He likes to lark about with them and tell jokes, rather than do his pre-match warm-up properly.

From the Premiership to the Championship, from League 1, to the Johnstone's Paint Trophy - David Prutton shows why he's like Jonathon Greening except not as good.

David Prutton

by Kenneth Bates October 7, 2009

Punto

Your homie, your boy!

Hey Punto, get over her & do a keg stand with the rest of us!

by Angie January 15, 2004

Putt Putt

A homosexual action in which one male uses his penis to hit, or slap, another man's testicle, hence the golf reference.

Nick wished to play putt putt with AJ, who declined by saying "Hell no, I'm not a fag!"

by Mr. Samsonite September 9, 2006

potto

A person who is either autistic or cannot spell for shit.

Wow that guy sure is a potto after looking at him

OR

I am a Potto... i mean a Potato

by Gethorn January 26, 2014