putor'

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

by mike March 29, 2005

Vladimir Puto

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!

by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

Mas Puto

Not just gay but realy gay! Its like gay squared but in spanish.

Whenever Joe, Martita, and Belen drive around they always call pedestrians MAS PUTO!!!!

by Joseph Dominguez April 8, 2007

Puto Pie

Puto Pie is a nickname for colombia's most famous drug cocaine

Guy1: Hey Guy let me get some of that puto pie ?

Guy2: 40 $

Guy1: perfect

by Jesus3.0 February 24, 2010

Puto San Guelo

The Legend of Puto San Guelo:

Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).

To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").

When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.

by Pseudo Wisdom May 7, 2013

putok

Maasim na amoy na nanggagaling sa kili kile ng hindi naliligo.

Extremely sour odor emanating from the armpits when the person forgets to take a bath, and becomes sweat-soaked.

Ang putok ni manolo ay naamoy ng buong klase.

Manolo's armpit odor extended its influence over a whole classroom.

by iskarnorst October 27, 2003