Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019

Professional Battle Rattle

Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.

Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.

by cw42 October 13, 2019

profanitized

when something innocent becomes filled with profanity

Why has this song been profanitized?

by noturaveragevtownhicklolz October 18, 2019

Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.

"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"

by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019

Professor Pyg

A Batman villain most notable in his Batman Arkham Knight appearance. He wears a pig mask and wields a Meat Cleaver.

Have you heard of Professor Pyg? He’s a Batman villain.

by stewiestolemywashingmachine May 18, 2020

Probpe

A pope that has be probed.
Any kind of probing situation can be applied as long as a pope is affected.

1: Yo dude, did you hear ? Pope Francis was probed by the cast of back to the future.
2: Ha lol, get probpe !

by Ilumanatee360 August 5, 2020

Professor E Gadd

A Professor can suck up ghosts in a second and inventor of the F.L.U.D.D. Poltergust G-00 Poltergust 3000 Poltergust 5000 Pixelator and many more! also, buy this new song in E Gadd's latest album "Poltergusts and Bitches"

Have you heard of that hip new professor named Professor E Gadd

by dishan08 May 27, 2021