pit party

something that only people not named Jake will know about ;)

Me and your mom threw a pit party last night. She really gave me some good ass head.

by SecondSisterJames December 30, 2019

Pit stop

The action of giving someone a flat tire them as you walk by fart in their face. This imitates what a race car does as it gets new tires and refills on gas.

I gave jimmy a pit stop and it was funny.

by Jayjinglejiggle1010 January 8, 2020

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020

Pit Slop

The act of taking a break half way through sex to do something else, whether it is just a break to cool down, or a BJ to switch it up. Can also be used as slang for masturbation during a stressful or tiring time.

"They're on minute five and Brandon has to take a pit slop or risk exhaustion"
"Had a long day so far guys, gonna go take a pit slop"

by SimplyExuberant April 30, 2020

pit daddy

Someone who excelled at the art of meat smoking. AKA RyanS

Damn that dude smokes some good meat, he’s a pit daddy.

by Pitdaddy May 1, 2020

Pit Cricket

A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.

Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.

by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020