doggo of the parallel universe

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva

Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.

by doggo of the parallel universe June 13, 2021

Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.

Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!

by Jamie & Angelina March 7, 2007

Parallax

Proposing to oneself the attribute of being smart or undeniable witty.

"Oh, we got beef? How about if I intelligent."

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Paralta

The act of having a soft dick while trying to preform sexual intercorse

Ocho: I thought you were getting laid, why are you already back?
Eric: I was almost there, but I couldn't get it up. I got a total fucking Paralta. GODAMMIT!

by Masterchief420 December 6, 2009

Paralex

The douche at the party that everyone secretly hates. Usually a huge nerd in some way that thinks he's cool. Acts and dresses like a fake gangsta but is the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

Paralex is saying he's going to fight someone but he's a bitch.

by Chilledwhitewidow February 18, 2011

phalange

a word used by tongans to describe non polynesians. the word could be used as a derogatory term when adressing non tongans.

is alifeleti tongan?

yeah she is, but her mom is phalange

ooh ok. at least shes half gang

by oofman42069 October 11, 2017

peral harbor

To be having sexual intercourse with a partner doggie style. Then very close to the moment of ejaculation you spit on the back of your partner to simulate the jizz. When said partner turns around you infact blow your load in their face. A suprise attack.

"Dude I gave that girl a peral harbor..she didn't see that shit coming"

by D-Bic April 24, 2008