Paralta 

The act of having a soft dick while trying to preform sexual intercorse

Ocho: I thought you were getting laid, why are you already back?
Eric: I was almost there, but I couldn't get it up. I got a total fucking Paralta. GODAMMIT!

Paralta by Masterchief420 December 6, 2009

Jake Peralta 

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt”

“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta”

Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Jake Peralta 

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.

Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!

Jake Peralta by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018

Celebration Parallax 

The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.

When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.

Celebration Parallax by sensei10 January 31, 2023

Paralazy 

When one is so lazy they become paralyzed within their own laziness, unable to move. They have no desire to do anything but stay in that one place. In severe cases, the person won't even move their eyes.

"I went over to Kim's house to hang out, but she was barely moving. She was acting sooooo paralazy."

Paralazy by black widow1 August 1, 2016

peraltaism 

A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.

When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.

peraltaism by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007

Jake Peralta 

Best man EVER.

No doubt

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt

Jake Peralta by JakePeraltaLover July 14, 2020