Ocho: I thought you were getting laid, why are you already back?
Eric: I was almost there, but I couldn't get it up. I got a total fucking Paralta. GODAMMIT!
Eric: I was almost there, but I couldn't get it up. I got a total fucking Paralta. GODAMMIT!
by Masterchief420 December 6, 2009
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by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
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by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018
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When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.
by sensei10 January 31, 2023
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"I went over to Kim's house to hang out, but she was barely moving. She was acting sooooo paralazy."
by black widow1 August 1, 2016
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When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.
by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007
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