payton

A fucking asshole who says they like u and then falls off the edge of the world.

oh look its a wild asshole, no it isnt its payton

by juanito yo mom ito June 22, 2020

Payton

A stupid Bitch who like to vagina punch innocent people who also has a kidney infection. She is loud and obnoxious with big titties that attack your face everytime she hugs you, and her boyfriend is a asshole too.

Man, Payton is being herself today.

by BrunoBaby March 27, 2015

Paytron

Differentiated from definition of playtron although similar. Term cointed by the management of the michigan renaissance festival for playtrons who go out of their way to actively invade or intrude on the entertainment of the actual renaissance festival cast. Derogatory term used on several attendess of said festival by staff.

Scenario:

Festival Entertainment Director stands at the front gates of the festival, scrutizing entering guests while chatting with another gate worker...

Gate Worker: Turns to director and points out a well-dressed young lady "Hey, isn't that girl on cast?"

Director: Scoffs and laughs under her breath. "no, that's just Duchess Pamela, she thinks she's on court but she's just a Paytron...

by YouKnowImRight5551212 June 6, 2010

Payton

You know she’s a psychopath who will continually make up lies about you, and go out of her way to irritate you!

dude: “Payton stole my shower curtains man!”
dude #2: “I told you, Paytons are no good!”

by Exposed:) September 15, 2019

Payton

Lost Just Lost....

" man I was Payton, Untill I became anti payton!"
" payton payton payton... mr. payton payton payton

by Sherogarath November 26, 2016

Payton Marshall

A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.

"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"

by PureRageEssence April 8, 2013

Payton

A dropout most likely a pothead

Payton is a pothead and is a drop out

by Weemy69 June 10, 2018