memo pad

A group of nosy bitches that like to take notes on everyone's lives because they don't have one.

"Sarah and her friends are acting like a memo pad."

by Shaddic September 24, 2016

Splash pad

Post-sex, when laying down and cum drips from your vagina to your butthole then you toot

*farts* ope watch out that one was a splash pad

by jaytes March 12, 2022

Luke's Lad Pad

The ultimate destination.

The unit of the King Lad the party hot spot with FIFA, funnels and just 'So Many Good Times!'

It's hell ladsy.

Where are you heading tonight?

Just hitting up Luke's Lad Pad

Oh yeah, SO MANY GOOD TIMES!

by kimbus11 July 26, 2011

Chinese heli pad

When a girl does a split on ur dick then you launch her in the the air spinning her as she lands on ur dick

Chinese heli pad

by Oooooookkkkkk April 20, 2016

launch pad

1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.

1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due

by Herbie :) May 11, 2006

Landing Pad

Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.

"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."

"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."

by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

poon pad

A place of residence that is located in such an area, built in such a way, and decorated in such a fashion that poon can't help but to flock to its very presence.

Anna the whore stepped into my place and her pussy dripped due to the radiance of the poon pad.

by poondaddy27 January 25, 2009