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crash pad

When a female has an exorbitant amount of pubic hair.
I like coming in for a landing on her crash pad
by Shhh, it's a secret December 6, 2010
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sketch pad

A sketchy person, someone that doesn't know what they're all about, someone who changes there minds alot. Many ideas, scribbles, but no concise big picture.
Dave "I hear Billy wants to be a cop when he grows up."
John " Are you kidding, last week he wanted to be a bank teller, the guy is a sketch pad."
by John Sixer July 20, 2007
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Memo pad

A girl (or group of girls), who like to take notes on everyone's business. Might be referred to as a "nosy bitch". They are constantly into everyone's drama and like to instigate.
"Trisha is such a memo pad!"
by Shaddic September 24, 2016
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brake pads

A plastic block at the heel of the roller blade. Cause many injuries from careless foot posture.

Extremely dangerous, do not use if:skating backwords, going fast, doing anything beyond walking speed with roller blades!
Also called brake pads
Alec H. was rollerblading when his rollerblade brakes/brake pads hit a bump and shot him skyward, and impaled him on a nearby tree.
by Dusername August 15, 2011
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Pad Search

To pat ones self down in search of a note pad.

Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.

Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.

In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.

It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.

Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.
"I had to do a pad search after that one, but no luck. I forgot what I said that was so funny last night"
by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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fad pad

a nice house or room coming from a gay man
a gay man says: Jessica and Jill this place is such a fad pad!
by Jennnnnnn (with one n) June 16, 2006
mugGet the fad padmug.

memo pad

A group of nosy bitches that like to take notes on everyone's lives because they don't have one.
"Sarah and her friends are acting like a memo pad."
by Shaddic September 24, 2016
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